Chapter 23: Ulala's Swingin' Report Show (Transcript)
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Intro
(Transporting Merciful Goddess)
(The camera pans over the Forest of Idols)
- So this is Cardinal Garigliano's studio, you think?
- No doubt about it. I'd remember that goddess statue anywhere.
- Hmm? Is that... Leanne?
- Why would anyone make a statue for a mere peon like her?
- It wasn't my idea, I swear. This, um, really powerful guy in Basel built it.
- I sure wasn't expecting to be in Basel, though.
- This definitely isn't the real world, right?
- Right. Functionally, it feels the same as cyberspace to me.
- So we're still in The World, I guess.
- Our mission is to find Aura, remember. Let's get started.
- Do you think she may be under this statue, perhaps?
- She's not a worm, Erica.
- Still, worth a shot. Let's check it out, just in case.
- This thing moves?
- It's got a motor attached to it. Watch this.
(Zephyr turns on the motor and pushes the statue)
- Wow, it really does move.
- Why's it do that? And what's with the legs? Is she constipated?
- Can we talk about literally anything else? We need to find Aura!
Aura (Inside the statue)
- ...Listen to me...
- I...am in here...
- That voice. Aura?! Where are you?
- I am intertwined with the data inside this statue.
- Stuck in the level geometry, huh? I've been there.
- No, I think it's a deeper issue than that...
- So will we have to take the whole statue back with us, Aura?
- I am undoing the projection on this object. If you could give me a few moments.
- Okay, statue girl. We'll clean things up around the area until you're ready.
- Yeah, I can't help but notice that some of the statues here are moving.
- Well, no big deal. We'll just bash them until they stop again.
After Turn 3
(The statue moves)
(Chapter title screen appears and Ulala reads out the title)
(Ulala appears)
- Agh! W-Who're you? What are you?!
- Good morning, space cats!
- This is Ulala, reporting from what looks like some kind of outdoor studio.
- Reporting? And that mic. Are you involved in this somehow?
- This girl's the last thing I need.
- What? You know her, Princess?
- In my world, she's a member of the... MEDIA.
- Ooh, look at this! I'm seeing a familiar face from Helldorado among the crowd.
- It's Princess Devilotte de Deathsatan IX, daughter of the emperor himself!
- It appears something very important is about to go down here!
- In light of this, I'm changing my schedule to bring you a special report!
- According to the latest info we've gathered on the Deathsatan family...
- ...the princess's candy allowance is capped at a mere 300 yen!
- Hey! K-Keep your mouth shut, you wormy little paparazza!
- What's a reporter from the Space Channel 5 network doing here, anyway?
(Two purple Morolians, two yellow Morolians, two blue Morolians, and Coco ★ Tapioca appears)
- W-What're those? Monsters? No, robots?!
- Look at that, viewers! It's the Coco★Tapioca robot, controlled by the Morolians!
- Huh? I thought Channel 5 and the Morolians were on friendly terms now.
- It looks like the Morolians are being controlled by some evil force yet again.
- Perhaps their species is particularly susceptible to hypnosis in some way!
- Whoa, lady, that's practically slander!
- Wait a minute! That robot. It's right on the end of the track!
- The track? Oh! You're right!
- There's some kind of creepy statue propped up on the track!
- Is it supposed to travel along the rails? I must reiterate how creepy it is!
- Really? MUST you?
- We better get Aura out of that statue quick, or else.
- Hey! Aura! You out yet?!
- It will take some time before I can undo this system protection.
- If the statue reaches the terminus, it'll get smashed up to bits!
- ...Oh, not this again, I see where this is going.
- Ulala! You brought these Morolians in here, didn't you?!
- This is all your fault! Help us kill them off!
- You got it! My dancing and mic skills will reveal the truth here!
- Staaay tuned!
After there are 18 enemies left (After Turn 3)
(Saya, Dokugozu, Dokumezu, a Byakuya X, a red, blue, and orange Kamaitachis, and three Aku Tengus appear)
- Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?
- What's this? Now there's a sexy beauty entering the scene!
- Ooh, keep the commentary coming!
- Saya! Why're you here?
- Just testing out the Byakuya X's performance in digital environments.
- Byakuya X, Oros Phlox's dimension-traveling robots?
- Saya! Tell us what you're doing with them!
- Hee hee! It's much more fun when you don't know.
- Okay, Ms. Secrets. We're in a hurry, so could you just leave here for us?
- Aw, you're no fun. What're you up to?
- We have to protect this creepy statue, or else we'll be stuck in this world/
- Hey! Erica!
- Oh, reeeally? Well, now that I know that, I kind of have to get involved!
- Aw, come on, Miss Bunker Busters...
- How 'bout we just give you Kaguya and call it even?
- Hey! That's not nice!
- We should retreat, Mistress.
- No! We shouldn't be so quick to go, Dokugozu!
- That's right. You guys ready?
After defeating Dokugozu
- I will never give up. My love's riding on this!
(Dokugozu leaves)
After defeating Dokumezu
- I'm gonna have to retreat!
(Dokumezu leaves)
After defeating Saya
- I knew I should've come more prepared for something like this.
- This is about as far as we can push the Byakuya X here, I think.
- Hmm?
(Saya leaves)
After every couple of turns
(The statue moves)
After defeating Coco ★ Tapioca
(Coco ★ Tapioca leaves)
Outro
(The statue is destroyed and Aura comes out of it)
- Protection removed.
- A shocking development! The creepy statue has birthed a beautiful woman!
- Tell me how you feel right now. Could I get you name first?
- What? I am Aura, part of The World's management system.
- Hey, can we save the interview for later?
- Yeah. For now, mission complete. Let's fall back to Mac Anu.
- What are you gonna do now, Ulala?
- Well, between Devilotte, the Maverick Hunters, and other assorted celebrities...
- ...I think following all of you could mean a ratings bonanza!
- Plus, I think I'd better figure out who's controlling these Morolians, too!
- I like her style, but hopefully she can fend for herself.
- True. It'll be a while before any of us see home again, I think.
- Well, guess you're part of the team until then, Ulala!
- Your reporter on the scene is incredibly honored!
- Whew, this is already wearing me out. Let's go back to Mac Anu.
- Right. Allow me to transport you back.
(Aura warps everyone away)
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